Naked Florida woman disrupts her neighbor’s birthday party

Meet 56-year-old naked Florida woman Grace Ann Sharpe. This Pensacola woman was arrested for being stark naked in public. And not just anywhere. She decided to show up to a neighbor’s birthday party in her nude suit. Sounds logical, right? Why not? Well, according to WKRC, the strange display of nudity took place on a Sunday night, right in front of a group of children, because that’s what happens when crazy people invite themselves.

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And so it began. Grace strolls out of the house around 7 p.m., naked, with no clothes on and not a single stitch on her skin, and walks to the chain-link fence that separates her yard from the neighbor’s party. And as if that wasn’t weird enough, the naked Florida woman is holding a pair of plastic doll legs. Yeah, it doesn’t get any weirder, does it? Damn doll legs, man. Then, out of the blue, she starts waving them around like an absolute madwoman. To top it all off, she rubs the doll legs against herself in a way that no one wants to see. Especially not the kids. Unsurprisingly, the neighbor quickly ushers the kids into the house.

The neighbor, probably completely confused and pretty freaked out, yells at Grace, something like, “Hey, you’re naked!” And Grace, cool as a cucumber, says something like, “Yeah, I know it’s hot out here.” She didn’t care at all. It wasn’t until the police were called that she decided to go back inside naked.

Grace ended up being charged with public nuisance. The neighbor? He was just celebrating a birthday, man. Damn… You can’t even throw a backyard party these days without a naked Florida woman going wild. Jesus, someone get that woman a towel and some medicine ASAP.

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