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The “real” Severus Snape works for American Airlines

The “real” Severus Snape works for American Airlines

You may have thought that Severus Snape was the Potions Master and Head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

You are wrong, because he actually works for American Airlines at a gate at New York’s LaGuardia International Airport… Oh yes, and his real name is David Dolci.

This image shows the fun-loving airline employee – who is the spitting image of Alan Rickman’s Potions Master – pointing his wand at a rebellious Gryffindor, who is clearly being informed that she will be spending a few evenings disemboweling toads in the second dungeon.

The image above includes the following loving words with Harry Potter puns, for which we thank the airline: “Severus Snape will assist you with boarding flight nine and three-quarters from LaGuardia to Hogwarts. We will board at the Sorting House and expect a full flight today.”

“Our First Class Slytherin passengers may now board the Patronus Jet. Please tell our flight attendants if you would like a butterbeer before takeoff. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are welcome next.

“Finally, Gryffindors and Muggles are allowed to board.”

So if American Airlines is Slytherin, is British Airways Gryffindor?

– The real Professor Snape is hired at Durham University
– Harry Potter from Snape’s perspective
– Harry Potter Kids: Then and Now

Photo credit: Facebook/American Airlines

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