If you’ve just had an absolutely terrible week, just remember…
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If you should rather grab a mop:
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The person whose jeans just got a fresh new makeover:
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The person whose collapsed lasagna is proof of human folly:
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The person whose package will remain in their mailbox until the end of time:
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The person who tastefully spilled black paint on their carpeted stairs:
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The person whose butt will soon be exposed to sub-zero temperatures:
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The person who tried the oldest excuse in the world:
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The person who should better start working on a shelter:
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The person whose mirror looks mint-fresh:
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The person whose car, like the ship of the great Sir Ernest Shackleton Enduranceis trapped in the ice:
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The person whose once pristine baseboards are now forever tainted by the stew she loved most:
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The person whose washing machine is screaming for help:
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The person whose tire looks absolutely amazing:
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The person who has to think of something quickly when leaving the house:
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The person who visited an old friend in a Paprika today:
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The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with a few tiny little creatures:
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The person whose bathtub water is involved in dark things:
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The person who is exposed to intense sunlight every day:
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The person whose heater has completely burned out:
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And the person who has to go home like Flint:
