It seems like poor Jonathan Demme Vance hasn’t had a break lately. All he did was deny his alleged couch-f*cking past and make a few comments about how people without kids are losers and suddenly everyone hates him. I guess it’s just fate!
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But as bad as the last week was for the vice presidential candidate, things are about to get worse. Over the weekend, A Bit Fruity host Matt Bernstein received a photo of Vance in drag from his days at Yale, and the gay internet erupted in celebration. Is there anything left to make fun of about this deeply strange man? Go ahead.
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We wondered if Vance’s penchant for over-the-top eyeliner had a deeper origin, and now we know. This man was clearly baptized in the fire of the “Shoes” video.
Not only that, it is also tough competition for Kitara Rivache.
We support the rights and wrongs of couchsexuals.
I know what you’re thinking: How can it be that there is always, ALWAYS such an image of every homophobic and transphobic politician? I don’t know. I wish I did.
I think a lot of straight cis men have photos like this (Powderpuff Games comes to mind) that are about degrading femininity instead of celebrating and liberating it https://t.co/wzJYdlEa7z
If this The good wife or Veepthis story arc would feel a little too obvious. But luckily it’s real life and we’re giggling.
oh they took her down. Look how she thinks she has fresh caught tuna tartare, the whole time her tail was slipping and the hand was playing in her face so gross https://t.co/5VOofPpSlD
– Brown Cinnamon Sugar Pop Tart (@miss_flawIess) 11 August 2024
Even the Times pitchbot had its say on the matter…
The fact that Republicans are forgetting their recent past and making a public U-turn is truly a gift that continues to bring joy.
Undecided voters, do you really want someone so lewd in the White House?
I thought so.
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