It’s Virgo time, my lovelies. Best time to get organized, set goals (that we’ll actually achieve this time), and put our health and well-being first. Basically, all the things that the Virgos in your life already do on a regular basis.
If your boyfriend or best friend’s birthday is between August 23 and September 22, here are the best gifts for Virgos that even the pickiest people will love.
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You don’t need to know anything about astrology to recognize a Virgo’s directness, thirst for knowledge, and grounded, analytical nature. (Thanks, Mercury.) Virgos are known for their integrity and focus (which can come across as perfectionism) and can be devoted, loyal people to have in your inner circle. But as much as they probably love you, they don’t. not want crap they don’t need for their birthday, whether well-intentioned or not. So here are our recommendations to the rescue.
The best birthday gifts for Virgos
This Mushroom Coffee Alternative for Virgin-Sharp Concentration – London Nootropics Adaptogenic Coffee
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Coffee-drinking jitters and caffeine crashes? Virgos just don’t have time for that. They need a morning pick-me-up that really works for them. That’s where London Nootropics’ adaptogenic coffee comes in. It’s packed with adaptogens like cordyceps, lion’s mane, rhodiola, Siberian ginseng, and ashwaganda, which provide physical and mental health benefits like increased stamina, focus, immunity, mood stability, and gut health. Try the starter kit to get the brand’s Zen, Flow, and Mojo coffee blends to help the Virgo in your life find their flow. Use code VICE15 for 15% off!
A Carhartt staple for dressing right this season – Montana Rugged Flex Relaxed Fit Duck Insulated Jacket
Another name for Virgo season is, well, fall. Help them ring in the season with a new Carhartt outfit made for experiencing the outdoors in all the crisp fall weather splendor. The Montana Rugged Flex Relaxed Fit Insulated Duck Jacket is lined and insulated with sherpa to keep the cold out, and features a durable canvas exterior that will hold up if their idea of fun involves hands-on outdoor projects. If not, that’s OK, too. We just think the mocha color is just right for fall.
These dinner party essentials – Preston Marble & Wood Charcuterie Boards
Since a surprise party would be one of Virgo’s circles of hell, I would bet big money that the Virgo you are shopping for has already made her own Birthday party where they can control every little detail. Don’t know what to bring? Virgos definitely don’t want you to bring a potluck dish – it won’t fit with their curated menu. Instead, opt for these chic marble and wood charcuterie boards from West Elm. They’re stylish but understated and – most importantly – practical. Important points for Virgos.
Best Gift for Earth Signs – AeroGarden Herb Garden for Home
Virgo is an earth sign, just like Taurus and Capricorn. Chances are they like plants—but who doesn’t? This high-tech herb garden lets you grow fresh herbs indoors year-round, no matter what Mother Nature wants. According to AeroGarden, plants grow 5x faster in this nifty system than in regular soil. Plus, it even has a vacation mode so no plant goes unnoticed.
A book that inspires Virgo’s search for knowledge – Astrology for the soul
Virgos are not the type who will be satisfied with their TikTok soundbyte horoscope. No. They are the researchers. The investigators. The analysts who are not satisfied until they know a subject inside and out. If the Virgo in your life Is into understanding the cosmos and mapping their destiny, and then overwhelms them with Jan Spiller’s cult classic Astrology for the soul. It is one of the deepest insights into integrating the archetypes and teachings of astrology into an applicable path of self-discovery.
Crack a celebratory drink – break
Whether the Virgo you know is taking the path of sober curiosity or just isn’t keen on being hungover after their big day, you can swap the bubbly for a glass of sparkling wine. When I first spotted magnesium-infused sparkling water at my local health food store, I wasn’t expecting anything more than a refreshing burst of flavor. However, the adaptogenic sparkling water fully delivered on its promise of relieving tension and relaxing. It’s like a yoga class in a can.
Best Wellness Gift Choice – EltaMD UV Clear Tinted Broad-Spectrum SPF 46
My best friend, the dermatologist and Pisces, definitely has a Virgo somewhere in her birth chart – made me throw out all my eternally chemical-laden sunscreens last year and switch to EltaMD, a tinted mineral sunscreen that is both an everyday beauty staple and a necessary sun protection layer. Since then, it’s been a popular gift among my inner circle of family and friends. Because who wants to pay for a nearly $50 sunscreen out of pocket?
This hyper-organized digital calendar – The Skylight Calendar
For some of us in the zodiac wheel (I’m looking at my fellow Sagittarius here), the idea of a smart calendar is completely overwhelming and overwhelming. But for a Virgo, this WiFi-enabled 15-inch calendar is the stuff of dreams. It can connect to Google, Outlook, Apple, Cozi, and Yahoo, and Virgos can go wild with color-coding, list-making, and appointment syncing.
Best Sex Toys for Virgins – Tease Us Set (Moxie + Bond)
The Tease Us Set from WeVibe is one of our top picks when it comes to remote-controlled vibrators for couples. It’s perfect for people in long-distance relationships, anyone trying out their preferences—and virgins. Since it’s fully app-controlled, virgins can play with control: either letting it ~finally~ go, or letting their partner give it to them. The set includes a vibrating stimulation ring (Bond) and a panty vibrator (Moxie)—but you can also customize your set to have two of each instead.
A fitness tracker for data junkies under the sign of Virgo – Garmin Forerunner 165
Virgos love their data—and staying fit and healthy. The Garmin Forerunner 165 has them covered with both. While it has all the usual bells and whistles smartwatches are known for (like GPS technology and heart rate data), it’s geared more toward the outdoors: It has an 11-day battery life, can spend up to 19 hours in GPS mode (a must for emergencies), and has built-in activity profiles for running, cycling, HIIT, and strength training. Just like the Virgos in your life, Garmin has thought of everything: You can even make contactless payments with the watch.
